tOfficial Amazon Thread

[HammerDown]

Amazon Drivers are the laziest motherfuckers on the planet. Just will casually park at the curb in the middle of rush hour on one of the cities' busiest streets because Big Bertha and Fat Albert are too lazy to walk that extra quarter of a block.

Bastards back up traffic for multiple blocks because everyone has to go around their idling vans.

Frankly, I don’t appreciate you talking about Somalian immigrants in this manner, ser!!!

 

[HammerDown]

Amazon rips asunder the space/time continuum.

“but… but… but… it’s so CONVENIENT!!!”

 

[HammerDown]

Amazon literally code-named their Prime cancellation process “the Iliad” and we have posters telling us it’s quick and easy.

wow

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

we got the old hammer back!

 

[HammerDown]

BREAKING NEWS: Amazon to increase Prime monthly fee to $27.99

“what a value!” - Handi

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[Handicappers]

Boo Hoo….Amazon is too convenient and that makes me feel poopy inside.

 

[HammerDown]

Boo Hoo….Amazon is too convenient and that makes me feel poopy inside.

You forgot the God bless America part, Handi.

 

[Handicappers]

You forgot the God bless America part, Handi.

What's your rub with quality American products? You search them out and BOOM...they arrive fast, safe and free.

 

[HammerDown]

What's your rub with quality American products? You search them out and BOOM...they arrive fast, safe and free.

It might be impossible to include any less “America” in Amazon.

 

[Fog]

I can send Jeff a message in a bottle as I live upstream from him.....

 

[Fog]

Amazon Fresh went from $35 with free shipping to $150 with free shipping.

My Amazon Fresh is zero now.

 

[Handicappers]

It might be impossible to include any less “America” in Amazon.

Not true, I got a great deal on some American made hand tools. Klein tools, DEWALT tools, etc. love Amazon and love America.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

Not true, I got a great deal on some American made hand tools. Klein tools, DEWALT tools, etc. love Amazon and love America.

@HammerDown hates American businesses and capitalism.

 

[HammerDown]

I can send Jeff a message in a bottle as I live upstream from him.....

If AWS goes down globally again, that might be the only way to contact him.

 

[HammerDown]

Can anyone confirm that Amazon intends to charge Prime customers an additional $2.99/month to avoid commercials on Prime Video?

 

[Mofo]

Can anyone confirm that Amazon intends to charge Prime customers an additional $2.99/month to avoid commercials on Prime Video?

Yep.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/01/29/amazon-prime-video-ads-streaming/

 

[HammerDown]

...and 99% of you guys will pay it, right?

 

[ill]

...and 99% of you guys will pay it, right?

prob not