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Poops exclusively at run down gas stations with holes in the stall walls.
 
Carries a sharpie with him everywhere he goes so he can jot his phone number down on the gas station stahl.
 
Goes to the library every week, but only to draw penises in the books.
 
Keeps demonstrating something called an “Indian rope burn” to neighborhood kids despite outcry from parents.
 
Been banned from family Christmas gatherings ever since the butt chugging egg nog incident of 2006.
 
Had some issues with 5 hookers in the Dallas area in the early 80's, then blamed it on Craig James.
 
Beat up a kid half his size in third grade and ever since has asked to be referred to as “Tommy Tuff Knuckles”
 
Has an irrational fear of pussy.
 
Has no such fear of peens.
 
Always explaining why his square peen can't go in a round hole.
 
Thinks a ball peen hammer is a type of S&M jerk off technique.
 
Hurt himself recently while trying to masturbate with the help of a flip phone.
 
Thinks Jackson Hole is what a lot of kid's saw while visiting Neverland Ranch.
 
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