Your worst nightmare has come true

[CorpRebel]

Soon.

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[fordman84]

I'm gonna laugh the day Chewy's kid comes home wearing jorts and a Tebow jersey.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm gonna laugh the day Chewy's kid comes home wearing jorts and a Tebow jersey.

I firmly believe in whipping kids

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'm gonna laugh the day Chewy's kid comes home wearing jorts and a Tebow jersey.

It could be worse. He could come home kicking a soccer ball and singing an Elton John song.

 

[huskers1217]

Oh dude, you will punt that cunt if it so much as looks at yer baby wrong.

What about dogs?

 

[huskers1217]

It could be worse. He could come home kicking a soccer ball and singing an Elton John song.

Sad songs do say so much though

 

[Inquisitor]

It could be worse. He could come home kicking a soccer ball and singing an Elton John song.

Sad songs do say so much though

Especially when they call him Tiny Dancer.

 

[rsw626]

Especially when they call him Tony Danza.

FIFY

 

[Inquisitor]

FIFY

 

[moxie]

Didn’t wanna spoil the surprise, but you’re the mama. Congrats!

Round of shots on me then! Just give me the damn bottle.



srsly - congrats, though. you dumb, stupid retard

 

[Kburjr]

Mama Moxie.


Got a ring to it.

 

[rsw626]

Round of shots on me then! Just give me the damn bottle.



srsly - congrats, though. you dumb, stupid retard

If he's the daddy, I'm guessing that would be hemlock?

 

[moxie]

If he's the daddy, I'm guessing that would be hemlock?

well...hemlock could've definitely prevented this situation, but after the fact works just fine as well.

 

[moxie]

Mama Moxie.


Got a ring to it.

He already told y'all... no rings involved!!

 

[RP-29]

when squirrels are bullying my beagle

Shit, man, if you raised such a pussy ass dog, what hope is there for your kid?!?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Shit, man, if you raised such a pussy ass dog, what hope is there for your kid?!?

I have greatly spoiled my dog, I accept full responsibility. I think all kids need beaten at least once a week, but anyone that beats a dog should be shot

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Round of shots on me then! Just give me the damn bottle.



srsly - congrats, though. you dumb, stupid retard

I’ll drink to that.

 

[Inquisitor]

I have greatly spoiled my dog, I accept full responsibility. I think all kids need beaten at least once a week, but anyone that beats a dog should be shot

At least you're not calling it a fur baby.

 

[ill]

If @ill had bought his woman a triangle pillow instead of waiting an hour for sushi, this would have been his thread.

do triangle pillows overcome birth control?

 

[rsw626]

At least you're not calling it a fur baby.

Only when he buttfucks it.