Poll Am I The Asshole Here?

Am I the asshole?

  • You are an asshole, but right this time.

    Votes: 11 31.4%
  • Yes family first even vampires and cuckholds

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No GO LIONS!!

    Votes: 9 25.7%
  • You do you

    Votes: 5 14.3%
  • They owe you an apology even scheduling this shit

    Votes: 12 34.3%
  • Why do your parents hate you?

    Votes: 8 22.9%
  • Will there be potato salad at this party?

    Votes: 16 45.7%

  • Total voters
    35
If I'm the ex-hubby I be like....

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That’s exactly what I said. I don’t get it. If this was me I would disappear over night and she would never see me again.

I’m really not sure what his motivation is.
 
One time my former in-laws tried to schedule a visit from overseas to arrive at 3pm Super Bowl Sunday, and then spend 2 more hours clearing customs. I vigorously protested and got them to reschedule.
“Don’t blame your pallbearers when they don’t show if you’re buried in the middle of the Super Bowl”
 
But on one hand, I kind of get it. My dad’s middle sister is a pill head that stole my grandma’s post knee replacement surgery pills that has pretty well be blackballed from any family events, but her ex husband is still considered a part of the family and is there for all gatherings, and is a really good dude
 
I ain't gonna lie....


You muthafukas got it bad! Holy Shit! I thought a few "Karens" and one disagreeable in in-law that aggravates the shit out of everyone in my family was having it bad. But after reading about all y'all peeps...

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I'm going to just appreciate my family a lot more now.
 
Sorry to inform you but that post was made "yesterday". Whereas it may have qualified for that distinction yesterday, that time has expired. Sorry but them are the rules.














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post of the day on the day before today
 
I’ll keep it short and simple. My sister left her husband. She’s already dating someone else. But my parents still do the family thing and still celebrate his bday which OF COURSE is this weekend and the party is OF COURSE at 3pm on the fucking dot as the Lions game kicks off.

Am I such a bad person for saying “No thanks” to this invite? Can I not watch the game in peace without others drinking and inevitably crying/fighting etc…etc…

I don’t feel guilty turning down this invitation to a bday party for a guy my bar star sister dumped for some other guy (who I’m assuming won’t also be there but who knows at this point) to watch my team in peace?

Be honest and consider the Lions can make the NFC championship with a W here.
Sobered up and read this shit.

Who the fuck throws birthday parties for grown ass men? Thats the first vote in your favor.

Dont you fucking live in Michigan, and isnt that like a universally known holiday that the Lions are in a playoff game? vote 2

The only birthday parties for adults that should even be acknowledged are big ones. 21, 30, 40, 50, etc... #3

None of these make you any less of an asshole. Including the fact that you pretended for even a second that you had to make an actual decision here.


GOOOOOO LLLLIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
1. Well, consider your parents and be cordial then. It's their grandchild(ren) and they have to deal with the guy more than you do.
2. I'll need to see a photo to make a ruling.
3. Fuck 'im then. He can Skol his own damn birthday.

This!

100 % agree with #2 we NEED PICTURES!
 
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