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Hypothetically speaking.,.
How many times does one need to fuck your sister to get presents?
potd
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Hypothetically speaking.,.
How many times does one need to fuck your sister to get presents?
If I'm the ex-hubby I be like....
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“Don’t blame your pallbearers when they don’t show if you’re buried in the middle of the Super Bowl”One time my former in-laws tried to schedule a visit from overseas to arrive at 3pm Super Bowl Sunday, and then spend 2 more hours clearing customs. I vigorously protested and got them to reschedule.
Fucking rookie. The reason to fight at Jason’s Deli is so you don’t have to pack a lunch.Jason’s Deli in 12 hours and pack a lunch.
I’m standing on the parking lot why don’t you just drive over. They serve soup which is about all you will be able to eat afterwards.Fucking rookie. The reason to fight at Jason’s Deli is so you don’t have to pack a lunch.
potd
Sorry to inform you but that post was made "yesterday". Whereas it may have qualified for that distinction yesterday, that time has expired. Sorry but them are the rules.
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Sobered up and read this shit.I’ll keep it short and simple. My sister left her husband. She’s already dating someone else. But my parents still do the family thing and still celebrate his bday which OF COURSE is this weekend and the party is OF COURSE at 3pm on the fucking dot as the Lions game kicks off.
Am I such a bad person for saying “No thanks” to this invite? Can I not watch the game in peace without others drinking and inevitably crying/fighting etc…etc…
I don’t feel guilty turning down this invitation to a bday party for a guy my bar star sister dumped for some other guy (who I’m assuming won’t also be there but who knows at this point) to watch my team in peace?
Be honest and consider the Lions can make the NFC championship with a W here.
Sobered up and read this shit.
Kick his ass seabass!
GOOOOOO LLLLIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Lions fans should be terrified that I am pulling for them. I am solely a dream.killer for every team i pull forI fucking knew you were drunk when you posted:
In fact, I think you're still a bit tipsy given ...
Sup shawtyWhere everybody ams?
"It's MY Party & I'll Cry If I Want To..."I’m assuming all are adults here. Any adult who gives a flying fuck who is at their birthday party is a big baby.
1. Well, consider your parents and be cordial then. It's their grandchild(ren) and they have to deal with the guy more than you do.
2. I'll need to see a photo to make a ruling.
3. Fuck 'im then. He can Skol his own damn birthday.