I discovered one of the worst food inventions

Anywho - ricotta is not standard!!
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Try it before you knock it
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i don't wanna!
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Rex Racer said:
I haven't had an Oreo (or 8 or 12) in so long I can't remember, but I used to like them dunked in milk until they were a millisecond from disintegrating and falling to the bottom of the glass. Played the same game of chicken with Nilla Wafers and Vienna Fingers :thumb:
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When I ate Oreos, that's how I'd do it too.

I was never much of a fan of 'Nilla Wafers.

I've never heard of Vienna Fingers, but it sounds like something you stick in assholes.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
When I ate Oreos, that's how I'd do it too.

I was never much of a fan of 'Nilla Wafers.

I've never heard of Vienna Fingers, but it sounds like something you stick in assholes.
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vienna finger cream is the only worthwhile cookie cream.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
When I ate Oreos, that's how I'd do it too.

I was never much of a fan of 'Nilla Wafers.

I've never heard of Vienna Fingers, but it sounds like something you stick in assholes.
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Smoke some weed, buy some milk and Vienna fingers, play the chicken game and get back to me.
 
They have Kit Kat thins also.
 
I once heard a guy on the subway in Chicago after drunkenly making out with a girl she's like a lean cuisine with taste and she replied she wants to be double-stuffed like an oreo.

Probably not a coincidence that I don't think I've had an appetite for either since.
 
RoyMunson said:
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TIL you can buy bulk bags of just the Oreo cream

You just have to buy a minimum of twelve pounds of it at a time.
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while you might think that is gross, one thing you may like is Speculoos. Like eating cookies with a spoon from a jar.
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See now, here's the thing... I've heard of this speckala-whatever stuff and it sounds like it could be a winner, but its name is too close to "speculum" so for that reason...

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Don't wanna be thinking of my gyno when i'm munching cookie dough.
 
moxie said:
See now, here's the thing... I've heard of this speckala-whatever stuff and it sounds like it could be a winner, but its name is too close to "speculum" so for that reason...

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Don't wanna be thinking of my gyno when i'm munching cookie dough.
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get past the name, its awesome.

Some brands sell it as just Cookie Butter, so you can forget it's real name is close to something gross.
 
moxie said:
See now, here's the thing... I've heard of this speckala-whatever stuff and it sounds like it could be a winner, but its name is too close to "speculum" so for that reason...

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Don't wanna be thinking of my gyno when i'm munching cookie dough.
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Fuck, now I don’t know whether to be hungry or horny.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Fuck, now I don’t know whether to be hungry or horny.
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What does the doctor say to you when he's about to finger your butthole and make you cough or whatever?

I think of a speculum and automatically hear, "Okay, this is going to be a little cold" and involuntarily do a kegel :Cry:
 
moxie said:
What does the doctor say to you when he's about to finger your butthole and make you cough or whatever?

I think of a speculum and automatically hear, "Okay, this is going to be a little cold" and involuntarily do a kegel :Cry:
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They got a weird doctor if he shoves his finger in your ass for a hernia
 
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