Life questions

broncosmitty said:
Same day I drink my own pee to survive, I’ll eat raw fish.
Click to expand...

The fancy sushi I had had raw fish. I didn't know it had raw fish, but as soon as I bit into it, all I could taste was chewy raw salmon.

I was a cunt hair away from harking all over the place. I have no idea how I got it down.
 
PackJason said:
The fancy sushi I had had raw fish. I didn't know it had raw fish, but as soon as I bit into it, all I could taste was chewy raw salmon.

I was a cunt hair away from harking all over the place. I have no idea how I got it down.
Click to expand...
Salmon raw seems like a great way to get worms.
 
Blackshirts BLVD said:
I'm in finance and can tell you (though it is common knowledge and you should know) that this dude is dumb as hell.

1) No one is going to give you a 2 million dollar limit lol.
2) That isn't how credit inquiries work.

4k a week is easily the best option though.

Click to expand...

Maybe you've been doing it wrong then. I'll bet you didn't even know you were supposed to pronounce it, "inkary". :biggrin:
 
Is there anything worse than not being able to completely pinch off a big shit?

Like, you gotta get in there with the TP and do it yourself. And then it takes forever to clean up.

I need a stronger asshole I guess.
 
Blackshirts BLVD said:
I'm in finance and can tell you (though it is common knowledge and you should know) that this dude is dumb as hell.

1) No one is going to give you a 2 million dollar limit lol.
2) That isn't how credit inquiries work.

4k a week is easily the best option though.

Click to expand...


Lolz at a stupid dildo who would take the opportunity to borrow any amount of money over $2M cash. Unreal that this kind of shit gets out there and then there are folks who eat it up.

That said, I don't think $4k/wk is the best option, much less "easily."

It'd take you nearly ten years for that weekly $4k to reach $2MM. Invest that $2MM at a reasonable return on day 1 and that $4k/wk will never catch up.

Further, what if you go for weekly $4k and you die in week 3? You turned down $2MM for $12k.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Lolz at a stupid dildo who would take the opportunity to borrow any amount of money over $2M cash. Unreal that this kind of shit gets out there and then there are folks who eat it up.

That said, I don't think $4k/wk is the best option, much less "easily."

It'd take you nearly ten years for that weekly $4k to reach $2MM. Invest that $2MM at a reasonable return on day 1 and that $4k/wk will never catch up.

Further, what if you go for weekly $4k and you die in week 3? You turned down $2MM for $12k.
Click to expand...
Reason I want Social Security to offer a lump sum option.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top