Life questions

[broncosmitty]

Same day I drink my own pee to survive, I’ll eat raw fish.

 

[PackJason]

Same day I drink my own pee to survive, I’ll eat raw fish.

The fancy sushi I had had raw fish. I didn't know it had raw fish, but as soon as I bit into it, all I could taste was chewy raw salmon.

I was a cunt hair away from harking all over the place. I have no idea how I got it down.

 

[broncosmitty]

The fancy sushi I had had raw fish. I didn't know it had raw fish, but as soon as I bit into it, all I could taste was chewy raw salmon.

I was a cunt hair away from harking all over the place. I have no idea how I got it down.

Salmon raw seems like a great way to get worms.

 

[Mofo]

I'm in finance and can tell you (though it is common knowledge and you should know) that this dude is dumb as hell.

1) No one is going to give you a 2 million dollar limit lol.
2) That isn't how credit inquiries work.

4k a week is easily the best option though.

Maybe you've been doing it wrong then. I'll bet you didn't even know you were supposed to pronounce it, "inkary".

 

[outofyourmind]

Do they have McDonald's in Japan

 

[PackJason]

Salmon raw seems like a great way to get worms.

I guess that's how I lost 25 lbs in a week afterward.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Do they have McDonald's in Japan

I didn’t see one when I was there, but I wasn’t looking for one, either.

 

[outofyourmind]

Probably have the 'Big Samurai'

 

[williewilliejuan]

Do they have McDonald's in Japan

I did go to a McDonalds in the Philippines though.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I like sushi, but it ain't shit compared to tacos and bacon.

Eating raw trout out of a river in Nebraska isn't sushi

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I’ve never had bad sushi either.

You've never had sushi

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Plus, fuck donuts, literally and figuratively.

 

[broncosmitty]

You've never had sushi

No sir.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

No sir.

Lunch on me when you come to vegas

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Eating raw trout out of a river in Nebraska isn't sushi

Why? Because it has less mirco-plastics than your fish?

 

[Kburjr]

Pickled herring is raw fish.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Is there anything worse than not being able to completely pinch off a big shit?

Like, you gotta get in there with the TP and do it yourself. And then it takes forever to clean up.

I need a stronger asshole I guess.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm in finance and can tell you (though it is common knowledge and you should know) that this dude is dumb as hell.

1) No one is going to give you a 2 million dollar limit lol.
2) That isn't how credit inquiries work.

4k a week is easily the best option though.

Lolz at a stupid dildo who would take the opportunity to borrow any amount of money over $2M cash. Unreal that this kind of shit gets out there and then there are folks who eat it up.

That said, I don't think $4k/wk is the best option, much less "easily."

It'd take you nearly ten years for that weekly $4k to reach $2MM. Invest that $2MM at a reasonable return on day 1 and that $4k/wk will never catch up.

Further, what if you go for weekly $4k and you die in week 3? You turned down $2MM for $12k.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Is there anything worse than not being able to completely pinch off a big shit?

Like, you gotta get in there with the TP and do it yourself. And then it takes forever to clean up.

I need a stronger asshole I guess.

Or a pair of tongs.

 

[Kburjr]

Lolz at a stupid dildo who would take the opportunity to borrow any amount of money over $2M cash. Unreal that this kind of shit gets out there and then there are folks who eat it up.

That said, I don't think $4k/wk is the best option, much less "easily."

It'd take you nearly ten years for that weekly $4k to reach $2MM. Invest that $2MM at a reasonable return on day 1 and that $4k/wk will never catch up.

Further, what if you go for weekly $4k and you die in week 3? You turned down $2MM for $12k.

Reason I want Social Security to offer a lump sum option.